Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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Cum Tsunami

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum
Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!
by pfc. Snowball August 26, 2010
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sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.
Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas
by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008
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lesbian nest

More than two lesbians living together in the same dwelling; or, nest.
Brenda,Pat and Glenda have fun ruanchie relationship, we live next to a lesbian nest.
by pfc. Snowball March 31, 2009
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Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.
"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.
by Pfc. Snowball September 05, 2008
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TSPD

Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD
My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD
by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008
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Hamurism

When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.
"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."
by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008
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