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The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008
Get the Liebrador Retriever mug.When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.
"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."
by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008
Get the Hamurism mug.Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Raunchy Mudslide mug.Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha mug.1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Spawn Chi mug.Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Turd High mug.Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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