37 definitions by pfc. snowball
The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
by pfc. snowball July 19, 2008
by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009
1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
by pfc. snowball July 19, 2008
by pfc. snowball March 26, 2009
My ex-wife.
by pfc. snowball January 14, 2009
Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.
After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."
by pfc. snowball May 11, 2011
The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"
by pfc. snowball September 10, 2008