1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
Get the Mental Hand Jobmug. A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008
Get the cyber syphilismug. Obama's almanac
"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"
"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"
"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"
by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009
Get the Obamanacmug. brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings
Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!
by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008
Get the big ol' brown ass tittiesmug. adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
Get the Dickstractedmug. 
Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Ooncha-Ooncha-Oonchamug.