pfc. snowball's definitions

Obamanac

Obama's almanac

"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Scourgenator

Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.

1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!

by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cum Tsunami

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum

Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!

by pfc. Snowball August 26, 2010

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008