peter's definitions

i'm down

when you're ok with down something

you guys gonna blaze? i'm down for it.

by peter November 11, 2003

NAFTA

A person from south of the border.

That lowrider just cut me off....Godamn "NAFTAs"!

by Peter October 29, 2003

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

by peter October 24, 2003

muzhiks

person from former sovjet union......??

According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.

by peter October 23, 2003

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

bonus

syn: cocaine.

let's snort some bonus.

by Peter October 13, 2003

Fanta Freeman

a tattle tale who is a goody-goody tooshoe,teachers pet, kind of fat around the middle, and is a sexist. and hates a boy called chinua freeman

yo, that bicth is a fanta freeman

by Peter October 8, 2003