peter's definitions

poster child

an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid

That dude needs help, that friggin' poster child.

by Peter April 16, 2004

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Gares

A person who plays Counter-strike all day and is french.

"Oh my lord, have you heard of eddy kim? He likes to pull out a gares!"

by Peter April 17, 2004

AB CUZ

Slogan of "Asian Boys", asian gang in Los Angeles area.

Hey don't mess with me homie, AB CUZ, AB.

by Peter December 9, 2003

Khristopher

Christopher spelled with "K".

Parents named son Christopher, but drunk nurse writes "Khristopher".

by Peter December 9, 2003

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....

See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.

by Peter December 11, 2003