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girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
by Pete May 7, 2003
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Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid
Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!
by Pete December 6, 2004
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bagina

While doing it doggie style Pete yells out, "NICE BAGINA"!
by Pete June 5, 2003
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bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 22, 2005
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cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????
by pete March 3, 2004
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methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face
Jim gave Eric a methane facial
by Pete September 26, 2003
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talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).
Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.
by Pete June 19, 2006
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