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Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.
Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...
by Pete August 29, 2005
mugGet the Vom Watchmug.

Mullet Girl

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"
by Pete January 25, 2005
mugGet the Mullet Girlmug.

woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.
by Pete January 29, 2003
mugGet the wogglemug.

creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?
by pete February 21, 2005
mugGet the creepy emug.

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"
by Pete November 26, 2002
mugGet the E-ffectionmug.

spotted dog

by Pete January 20, 2004
mugGet the spotted dogmug.

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.
aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!
by Pete May 3, 2003
mugGet the shabalazammug.

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