pete's definitions

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

pink panther

A heterosexual male who uses a homosexual manner to pull women. This is used to such an extent that many people suspect him to be gay.

-Did you see how camp that bloke was, he must be gay.
-Nah, he's just a pink panther.

by Pete July 20, 2004

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 4, 2003

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

loreen

sexiest girl on earth

damn that girl was fucking fine, but nothin compared to loreen.

by pete July 19, 2004

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

by Pete November 17, 2003

pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

by Pete October 5, 2004