pete's definitions

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole

Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan

by Pete September 24, 2004

pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

by Pete October 5, 2004

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

pink panther

A heterosexual male who uses a homosexual manner to pull women. This is used to such an extent that many people suspect him to be gay.

-Did you see how camp that bloke was, he must be gay.
-Nah, he's just a pink panther.

by Pete July 20, 2004

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004