pete's definitions

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

Samian

The spartans were the best greek warriors but the chillest greek people were the samians.

"Your so cool... You must be samian."

by Pete January 26, 2004

cobbie

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

by Pete August 27, 2003

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004

seghet

really awesome

Orinally used by Ian Ferguson

That is Seghet.

by pete December 3, 2003