pete's definitions

dillinger escape plan

fucking crazy prog/jazzcore band. there time changes and lyrics are mindblowing.

if i saw the dillinger escape plan in concert i would probably cream myself.

by pete December 15, 2003

pt

Prick Tease - a Tease

damn that girl is hot, but she's nothing but a prick tease.

by Pete November 24, 2004

sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 2, 2004

WAG

(acronym) What a Geek!

(Nerd walks by)
Kid: WAG!

by Pete January 13, 2004

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 6, 2004

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

by Pete August 23, 2003