pete's definitions

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

by Pete March 1, 2004

tunatown

Another name for a vagina.

It was the first time I visited tunatown for a while last night, and I loved every minute of it.

by Pete October 6, 2004

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

bozonkers

something extremely out of control.
crazy, insane, bezerk

"wow! that was bozonkers!"

by pete February 19, 2004

Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

by pete February 17, 2005

naujizz

the act of dripping your cum on a female and sucking it off.

Do you mind if I naujizz? Sure I like the feeling!

by Pete April 9, 2003