E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"

hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?

by pete February 21, 2005

jandal

n. type of footwear (New Zealand use)
see also flip flop

"those are some mighty fine jandals mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004

dumb as a stick

See dumb as a rock

Beth is dumb as a stick.

by Pete February 11, 2004

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

WAG

(acronym) What a Geek!

(Nerd walks by)
Kid: WAG!

by Pete January 13, 2004