pete's definitions

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

buftieboy

a poofter, gay boy, dale winton fan.

michael maindron is a buftieboy

by Pete February 13, 2004

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 14, 2003

Club Mydia

A term used to denote any nasty, disgusting club/bar environment where the potential for low-class hook-ups and STD's are high.

"Yo man, we're not going to that place, its like Club Mydia."

by Pete June 19, 2006

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 18, 2005

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004