pete's definitions

Aussie chick

A rare specimen amongst engineering students: a hot girl

The Aussie chick hates me :(

by Pete December 6, 2004

Hot Steve

Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.

That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.

by pete March 18, 2004

Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004

rark up

to provoke

"Stop rarking me up"

by Pete January 20, 2004

George W. Bush

A idiot who sent america into war for no reason there were no "weapons of mass destruction".They found a few chemical trucks which just contained medical supplies.He went over there to gain oil and to chase the "terroist threat" even though the country with the largest amount of weapons is good ol america lets think how many weapons saddam has o yea a few rocks and some mars bars wow he was a tyrant.George W. Bush biggest moron to grace this planet and then to be voted in tut tut America tut tut

George W.Bush guess what the W stands for i think it ends with an R

by Pete January 11, 2004