Definitions by pete

group project 

quite possibly the most idiotic educational device, created by hyper-ego professors whose sole existence on earth is to make you meet people in the library

Man that group project sucked.

group project by pete November 30, 2003

smacked ass 

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

smacked ass by Pete November 28, 2003

Goffa 

spaz spastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

Goffa by Pete November 24, 2003

smerk 

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz grate mon.

smerk by Pete November 21, 2003

smerk 

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

smerk by Pete November 21, 2003

bcc 

A very large, expensive and FUCKING SHITE school in the North East of England in the land of Charvas.

"How man, isnt BCC so crap!"

bcc by Pete November 21, 2003

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

Seg by Pete November 17, 2003