percy dovetonsils iii's definitions
Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003
Get the Defconmug. Klugle Darryl was adept at crossburning, achieving stunning visual effects not seen since the 1936 film "Immorten der Juden" by Leni Rieffenstahl, but wasn't destined to be an Imperial Wizard because of his predilection for small boys and barnyard animals, nevertheless, he made me mighty proud to be white.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 24, 2003
Get the kluglemug. To have disrespected somebody.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003
Get the distimmug. Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003
Get the mashed potato sandwichmug. by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003
Get the elf abusemug. Cajun French for "nudge it", to poke at roadkill with a sharp stick to see if it is alive or dead before taking it home for dinner.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003
Get the nuggetmug. Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 2, 2003
Get the lipmug.