Definitions by percy

J.K. Rowling 

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.

Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*

J.K. Rowling by Percy October 17, 2005

myspace balls 

Pertaining to having enough balls to ask some to be your friend on myspace. Usually someone really popular.

Hey-u see that dork have all those hot girls as his myspace friends?
Yah- must have some myspace balls.

myspace balls by percy October 16, 2005

Kegsy 

Another name for a homosexual boy from Bosnian, often known as a Kegwa.

Jim stop going near landmines you Kegsy

Kegsy by Percy November 26, 2003

shake up 

To let your homeboy know you are down with a handshake ...(gang related)

Yo nigga shake up before you rotate those tires

shake up by Percy October 22, 2003

Helbling 

a jewish family.

" Lara, is Laine a Helbling

Helbling by Percy October 9, 2003

Unsolicited Material 

any resume, written manuscript, or similar demonstration of work deemed unacceptable by corporate standards

We do not accept any solicited materials from third party sources.

Unsolicited Material by Percy April 20, 2003

Ambiguous Verbosity 

Use of complex words by people in daily conversation who have little knowledge of their proper meaning or usage in the English language.

Carly excessive use of ambiguous verbosity got her fired.

Ambiguous Verbosity by Percy April 20, 2003