pentozali's definitions

pisk

Yiddish word for "mouth", as in an animal's mouth or maw; "trap".

Famakht dayn pisk! Schvayg! (Translation: Shut your trap! Be quiet!)

by pentozali April 9, 2008

thump

The message you get on the computer screen when you make an error, usually accompanied by a thump or a donk sound.

What the hell did I do wrong?! I keep on gettin' the damn thump! (After checking the keyboard) Oh, I see what the problem is: stuck "Caps Lock" key!

by pentozali April 10, 2008

Elekid

One of the most a**-kickin' Pokemon of all, a yellow-and-brown Electric type, round with two prongs for "ears", like an electrical plug. Rotates its arms in opposite directions to release its electric charge, much like a dynamo, and packs a mean punch when fully charged. Evolves into Electabuzz.

Pokeball, go! I just caught Elekid!

by pentozali April 10, 2008

cloctor

A person who repairs timepieces.

My watch just popped a spring, so I have to go to the cloctor to get it fixed!

by pentozali March 18, 2009

caltitude

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

by pentozali March 18, 2009

shirtwave

A multiband radio that's small enough to be carried in a shirt pocket.

This shirtwave is unbelievable! I just picked up RTVT from Tunisia with the whip antenna HALFWAY up!

by pentozali March 19, 2009

slavemaster

A cellular phone, especially one used mostly as a means of communication between one and one's job.

Sorry, people, just got a buzz from the slavemaster...gotta go to my job. There'll be no swimming today!

by pentozali March 23, 2009