big red eye

Red traffic light.

There must be something wrong with that big red eye...everyone's been waiting for five-plus minutes for it to change!

by pentozali June 25, 2013

Bombur

The extremely obese Dwarf in The Hobbit

If you keep eating like that, you'll get as fat as Bombur.

by pentozali January 22, 2014

running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

by pentozali April 11, 2012

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 09, 2009

ich

Delicious Armenian dish made from bulghur wheat pellets in tomato paste with onion, red and green peppers, parsley and sometimes mint. Sometimes ich is a bit spicy. Pronounced as in the word "each", and sometimes spelled "eech" or "itch".

Ays ich shad lav e! (This "ich" is very good!)

by pentozali August 22, 2008

violin

A beautiful bowed four-stringed instrument (more strings on the Norwegian variety, the Hardanger fiddle or hardingfele) that is incredibly difficult to play well. There are quite a number of musical pieces that show the technical prowess of players of this instrument.

John's learning to play the violin, and he's getting better and better at it.

by pentozali September 03, 2012

lassi

Delicious drink from India, similar to a milkshake but made with yogurt. Usually served salted or sweet with mango flavor and/or rose water. Personally I enjoy lassi with mango AND rose water flavors. Lassi is great to drink on a hot day and/or when you're eating really spicy foods like lamb vindaloo.

Mmm-mmmmm! This rose water lassi is the shit!

by pentozali July 06, 2009