pentozali's definitions

skiffy

Derogatory word for an immature fan of science fiction, or sci-fi. A science fiction fan who doesn't have a realistic attitude toward the genre, but thinks that science fiction is the be-all ad end-all of his/her life.

Look at that skiffy over there with the Spock ears. Let's hit him with the Shrek slime!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

duckoy

Any hard clay object that can be used by a skeet shooter for target practice. The object doesn't necessarily have to look like a duck (from DUCK + decOY).

I know you have arthritis in your right arm, so I'll save you the trouble of throwing your duckoy. I'm setting up a launcher for you.

by pentozali September 16, 2012

tardis

An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".

Get that tardis to come over here right now!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

cummy face

Term used by prostitutes and porn flick makers when they talk about the facial expression on a man who's about to cum.

Did you see that trick's cummy face? What a money shot he made!

by pentozali June 6, 2010

running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

by pentozali September 14, 2012

gas passer

Not a person who breaks wind frequently, but an anesthesiologist. Anesthesia in hospitals is accomplished these days more often by a combination of inhalation and injection rather than solely by inhalation.

I needed to have a laparoscopy, so the doctor wheeled me over to the gas passer.

by pentozali January 29, 2009

hold on

When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.

Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.

by pentozali March 2, 2011