pentozali's definitions

madagasket

Jocularly, any gadget you add to a vehicle, for instance a 4WD or Jeep, to keep it going in rough terrain, like when you're out on safari in Kenya or the outback. Taken from "Madagascar".

I just put on this madagasket before I headed back to Addis Ababa---it worked like a charm!

by pentozali September 6, 2007

KOAF

King Of All Farts, an exceptionally long, noisy, and smelly fart, for example a fart from eating extremely garlicky food. Pronounced "KOH-aff".

Man, any more of that KOAF and I think this house will fall apart! What a stiiiiink!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

worms in blood

Spaghetti, linguine, or angel-hair pasta in tomato sauce.

For dinner, we're having worms in blood!

by pentozali March 21, 2008

backdoor tuba

An especially loud, horrendously smelly fart.

Oh no! I just had curry and I'll be playing backdoor tuba for the rest of the day!

by pentozali November 27, 2006

clocktail

An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.

I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!

by pentozali September 14, 2012

clatterati

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.

NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!

by pentozali October 26, 2013

lethargometer

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.

I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!

by pentozali November 4, 2009