pentozali's definitions

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 7, 2013

brown thumb

The opposite of a green thumb; a person who doesn't know his brass from his oboe about taking care of plants.

Who are you giving that tree to? I wouldn't trust Lana. She's a brown thumb. You give her any plant, it'll be dead in one day!

by pentozali January 8, 2008

gurp

An expulsion of flatulence in a bathtub.

What's that noise? Is your sister making gurps again?

by pentozali December 28, 2005

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

armus

A large oil slick that seems impossible to stop. From Armus, the name of an evil, oil-slick-like creature that kills its victims by enveloping and suffocating them, in an early "Star Trek: the Next Generation" episode.

The armus that's spreading through the Gulf of Mexico may well prove to be the worst ecological disaster that the Gulf has ever faced.

by pentozali May 3, 2010

acciprone

Pronounced AX-ee-prohn. This means someone who's clumsy, hyper and ACCIdent PRONE.

I wouldn't trust Lenny with your car. He's very acciprone.

by pentozali June 30, 2007

TMFW

A common complaint of many a worker in any job in the English-speaking world. Stands for "Too Much ****ing Work".

Just got a stack of two hundred affidavits to notarize. TMFW!

by pentozali March 27, 2008