right field weekend

The weekend before one gets the "good" paycheck for each month. Because one can't achieve much when s/he is faced with this kind of weekend, s/he feels as if s/he were a person stuck playing baseball in right field.
It's so boring being stuck in the house with nothing to do 'cause I don't have any money to go anywhere. I just paid the rent, so it's another paycheck down the toilet. Oh, well, another right field weekend!
by pentozali April 03, 2006
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encolded

Stuck at home because the weather outdoors is too cold to go outside.
Go outside? Today? You gotta be kidding---it's -10 degrees Fahrenheit! I'm encolded!
by pentozali December 03, 2009
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Manuel Uribe

Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.
TLC and Discovery Health Channel aired specials on TV about Manuel Uribe several months ago.
by pentozali April 07, 2008
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drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.
In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.
by pentozali May 03, 2007
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epenthetic schwa

A schwa (represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries) inserted between two consonants to aid pronunciation. Czech and Armenian frequently use epenthetic schwas. "Epenthetic" means "inserted" and is pronounced "eh-pen-THET-ik".
The word "prst", which is Czech for "finger", has an epenthetic schwa between the "p" and the "r" and is pronounced "purrst".
by pentozali March 10, 2009
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gentrivacation

A temporary halt to construction projects for richer people in poor neighborhoods. Good grassroots work can make a gentrivacation permanent, and has prevented many historical sites from facing the wrecker's ball.
Seems like the construction workers have taken a gentrivacation. The new building is past its "build by" date.
by pentozali November 14, 2010
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white Clorox

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.
Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!
by pentozali June 08, 2011
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