pentozali's definitions

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

toolkit

The entire male gonad package.

I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.

by pentozali August 26, 2013

runkkari

Finnish word for a jerkoff; someone who masturbates too often.

Who let that runkkari into the club?

by pentozali February 28, 2009

Blastoon

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see, a bassoon-shaped Fighting-Type Pokemon. Its attacks are Subsonic Boom, Spin Punch, and Double Baton Slap.

Blastoon, Subsonic Boom, NOW!

by pentozali November 19, 2007

vess

To investigate someone or something; an investigation. From "in-VES-ti-gate" and "in-VES-ti-ga-tion"

That friend of yours needs a vess. He seems to be doing something under the table.

by pentozali August 4, 2007

cumness

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

by pentozali August 8, 2010

ooh juice

Semen or vaginal lubrication, punning on moo juice, which itself is slang for milk. "Ooh" is from the sounds produced by a male or female during orgasm.

I wanna lap up that ooh juice, Sandra!

by pentozali October 12, 2014