penisshakes's definitions

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

by penisshakes April 23, 2021

Oopsgasm

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.

"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024

LBH

LBH (noun) Stands for Losers Back Home. This is a term used for white men who move to Japan and are seen as impressive by Japanese people.

"Chris-san is so cool! He can crush a beercan with his bicep and he knows all the words to One Punch Man!"

"Something gives me the impression he's a LBH."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

the nail that sticks out gets hammered down

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.

"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021