Definitions by penisshakes

LBH 

LBH (noun) Stands for Losers Back Home. This is a term used for white men who move to Japan and are seen as impressive by Japanese people.

"Chris-san is so cool! He can crush a beercan with his bicep and he knows all the words to One Punch Man!"

"Something gives me the impression he's a LBH."

LBH by penisshakes March 18, 2021

MAS (Male Attention Seeker) 

Male Attention Seeker (Noun) Someone who craves specifically male attention. This is usually due to daddy issues. People suffering from MASD (Male Attention Seeking Disorder) will often view their own personality and beliefs as transitory and insignificant as they traverse the world seeking validation.

"My friend Amy was a communist. Then she started talking to this dude from reddit, now all she says is that women should stay at home and cook. That girl's a major MAS (Male Attention Seeker).

MAS (Male Attention Seeker) by penisshakes March 18, 2021

copyunist 

Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.

"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."

"He's a real copyunist

copyunist by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Girlboss

Girlboss (noun) someone who is lauded as being a feminist icon, despite the fact that they are actually extremely unpleasant or unfeminist.

"I can't believe Kamala Harris is the first female vice president."

"Yeah, she's a real girlboss."

Girlboss by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Girlboss

Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.

"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."

Girlboss by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

Scroteation Marks by penisshakes May 28, 2020

Potcrastinating 

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.

"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."

Potcrastinating by penisshakes May 27, 2020