Definitions by penisshakes

frogging

If dogging is having sex in a stationary car, then frogging is having sex in a moving car.

Tosia: Guys, I can't believe people are frogging in that car over there. That's really unsafe.

frogging by penisshakes January 7, 2026

Bummed in the Alps

Something you say to mock a white twink who probably goes skiing or snowboarding or something similarly twattish because they're posh/rich.

Twink: Yeah, could you, like, hand me my North Face puffa? I need it because Father's taking me to Switzerland.
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?

Bummed in the Alps by penisshakes January 2, 2026

performative man

A performative man is a man who seeks to distance himself from the rest of his gender by acting in ways that are traditionally feminine, e.g drinking matcha, reading, painting their nails and being a #feminist. Common behaviours of these types of men are saying (in reference to another man's behaviour) "that's so bad, i would never do that, " claiming to be emotionally intelligent or 'one of the girls' and being bisexual.

"Is that a labubu keychain on your jorts? Are you going to a performative man competition?"

performative man by penisshakes January 2, 2026

fingering around the bush

A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.

Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!

fingering around the bush by penisshakes December 18, 2025

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

Broccoli logic by penisshakes October 9, 2024

..You fuck one donkey! 

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

..You fuck one donkey! by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Do it if you're bad 

A saying used to encourage someone to do something that is stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous.

Matt: I'm going to fart in my teacher's face.
David: Do it if you're bad

Do it if you're bad by penisshakes March 17, 2024