penisshakes's definitions

Do it if you're bad

A saying used to encourage someone to do something that is stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous.

Matt: I'm going to fart in my teacher's face.
David: Do it if you're bad

by penisshakes March 17, 2024

Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.

"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

MAS (Male Attention Seeker)

Male Attention Seeker (Noun) Someone who craves specifically male attention. This is usually due to daddy issues. People suffering from MASD (Male Attention Seeking Disorder) will often view their own personality and beliefs as transitory and insignificant as they traverse the world seeking validation.

"My friend Amy was a communist. Then she started talking to this dude from reddit, now all she says is that women should stay at home and cook. That girl's a major MAS (Male Attention Seeker).

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

girlboss

someone who is lauded by themselves or others as a feminist icon, despite not typifying feminism in many ways or sometimes being unpleasant and unethical in a way that is antithetical to feminism

"do you think margaret thatcher was a girlboss?"
"yes, of course."
"do you think she effectively utilised girlboss power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?"

by penisshakes June 16, 2022

femcel

a mentally ill and chronically online woman who doesnt shower, listens to mitski and lana del ray and complains about not getting dick/vagina, despite the fact she never goes outside

ill be so real im literally a femcel this is such a self drag

by penisshakes April 16, 2023