pedro's definitions

Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

by Pedro November 17, 2004

shrimped

when a guy does a guirl up her ass and then suckes the shit out wit a straw.

dude i shrimped her and i liked it

by pedro January 10, 2005

sldtn

sldtnn is the best player of Counter-strike

"he play in cal - invite with Team3D"

by pedro August 30, 2004

cornholeio

a very hott girl who i am goin to hang out wit sumtime. then we are goin to have hot sex. while she is talkin to her boyfriend on the phone. she likes to b shrimped " when a guy does her up the butt and sucked the shit out wit a straw"

what the fuck i fucked her and she wanted to b shrimped

by pedro January 10, 2005

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 4, 2004

Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003

tomate

Portuguese slang word for testicles, balls

"Já tenho os tomates cheios de esatres a falar para a piça!"

by pedro November 11, 2004