Definitions by pedro

midgee

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.

1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.

midgee by Pedro January 10, 2005

shrimped

when a guy does a guirl up her ass and then suckes the shit out wit a straw.

dude i shrimped her and i liked it

shrimped by pedro January 10, 2005

cori robinson 

she took my virginity in a portajohn

cori fucked me and liked it

cori robinson by pedro January 10, 2005

cornholeio 

a very hott girl who i am goin to hang out wit sumtime. then we are goin to have hot sex. while she is talkin to her boyfriend on the phone. she likes to b shrimped " when a guy does her up the butt and sucked the shit out wit a straw"

what the fuck i fucked her and she wanted to b shrimped

cornholeio by pedro January 10, 2005

flippin sweet

Catch phrase from the movie Napoleon Dynamite

That bike is flippin sweet!

flippin sweet by pedro January 6, 2005

cuffufflettes 

5 twins can be called cuffufflettes

shungi; nathan said you are a cuffufflette! lawrence is a cuffufflette.

cuffufflettes by pedro November 28, 2004

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

Lerner's Father by Pedro November 18, 2004