SCROTUM

Acronym for Super Capitalists Ruling Over The Unwashed Masses.

The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

Zimmerman Syndrome

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.

These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.

by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

booze mining

Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.

"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"

by paulpaxman July 31, 2016

slut license

A prescription for birth control pills.

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.

by paulpaxman December 18, 2013

fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.

Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...

by paulpaxman November 29, 2012

precariat

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.

While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.

by paulpaxman October 02, 2011

all ate up

horny for, crazy about, consumed by (especially with passion), intense (also intent on!), not easily distracted (from a goal)

That buck had them does in his sights and he was all ate up for them!

by paulpaxman August 20, 2013