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teabugger

A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.
Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.
by paulpaxman January 27, 2010
mugGet the teabuggermug.

on your plate

What you've bitten off to chew; your responsibilities, either given to you or self-imposed.
Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"
by paulpaxman January 21, 2010
mugGet the on your platemug.

Ugligarchy

Ugligarchy: An ugligarchy occurs when the worst possible people imaginable are put in charge of running a government.
The Ugligarchy being constructed by Donald Trump and his minions is neither of the people, by the people, nor for the people.
by paulpaxman December 26, 2019
mugGet the Ugligarchymug.

Linen Cabinet

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
by paulpaxman November 15, 2016
mugGet the Linen Cabinetmug.

Annette

A woman of beauty beyond belief, with infinite patience and love unbounded for children and all other living things, an artist of exquisite skill and talent exceeding all measure, who has the world at her feet yet never fails to gladly suffer fools such as I.
That Annette, she's all over my bones anytime I crash her crib, man, she's the tits, the dope, the bomb, fo'shizzle!
by paulpaxman February 5, 2010
mugGet the Annettemug.

Negelect

To vote against a candidate.
by paulpaxman August 12, 2012
mugGet the Negelectmug.

slut license

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.
by paulpaxman December 18, 2013
mugGet the slut licensemug.

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