23 definitions by paul hinton

HOLLYWOOD

The propaganda machine of the fourth reich. They do anything they can to make the british people look like pussies, even though most of the people who own holliwood are jewish, and fail to relise that we the british helped save their arses in world war two.

hollywood need a good arse kickin, they need a good old beating from old glory.

jimmy: hey
yank: do british people have bad teeth and gay?
jimmy: you've been watching to much hollywood
yank: you know we yanks droped the bouncing bomb on the damns
jimmy: youve been watching too much hollywood,
yank: english people are gay and have gay accents
jimmy: only upperclass people are like that, youve been watching too much hollywood,

by paul hinton April 30, 2006

Pork Rind

a snack, its deep fried peices of pork fat, ya can gerrem from the butchers and the pubs, its very tasty, they also call em pork scrachings or pork crackling, they meck em all around the world, and are popular in the midlands region of england and the southern states of america!!

gorra gooen ge' maya bagga pork rind aer kid

by paul hinton December 9, 2005

Shire

a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires

I'm from a small village in the south stafford"shire" coal feilds,

by paul hinton December 9, 2005

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 5, 2006

piss up

to get pissed, kaylied, blathered, wrecked, to get drunk, origonated from english pissheads and said anywhere where english folk have been, the irish who speak english, and aussies say it aswel. the gaelic would be a shousha. other ways a sayin pissed, kaylied, blathered, drunk, pissed up,

theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.

English: yo wanna goo for a pissup, c'mon get kaylied
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,

by paul hinton May 3, 2006

Boomerang

an aborigonal hunting stick, they throw em in the flocks of budgerigars, to bring em down, so they can cook em for food, the name budgerigar, derives from the aborigonal word for "good food", the old hunters boomerang is a slightly curved wooden wing with a bladed edge, smoothly shaped so it glides through the air nicely!!!!

boomerang aye

john:hey look at thar ol abbo, huntin them budgies down
jimmy: yeah theyre havin a barbie tonighte
john: shall we ask em if we can join em
jimmy: arr

by paul hinton December 9, 2005

blues

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

by paul hinton May 3, 2006