pattyCake's definitions

Little Havana

This is one of the 3 Cuban hoods, the other two being Flagler St. and Hialeah. This is where the Cubans are at, dominoes all day everyday, cafeterias on every corner, annual calle ocho festival plus alot of Cuban history. Miami's most festive place nigga!!!

Pepe: Oye consorte where we headed to today?
Chichi: to Little Havana pa' jugar un poco de domino brode!!

by pattycake October 31, 2007

reggaeton

THE MOST fucking retarded music in the world, ay i'm cuban and i love latin music but this is just fucking wothless, its got tha same damn beat in ever fukin song and dnt gimme that shit bout "reggaeton love songs" thats bullshit! the song will be over the same beat bout them dumbasses talkin bout the same shit. Plain out..this reggaeton shit is just a passing fad, no fukin Reggaeton Forever type shit for me

Girl #1: Gasloina!!! i love reggaeton!
Me: STFU, look at the gas prices and you're singing some fukin stupid gasoline song....kids these days with their tone deaf ears

by pattycake July 28, 2008

Hapiped

a person who has been given herpes by a back-woods simpleton.

Jerry got Hapiped last month at a Kid Rock show... you can harly recognise him as his mouth is covered in cold sores!

by pattyCake March 8, 2014

steve irwin hardcore

Steve Irwin Hardcore is a term that describes being one step up from hardcore.

Hitting a snake with a stick is hardcore but sticking your thumb up its ass is Steve Irwin Hardcore!!

Rest In Peace Steve 1962-2006

by Pattycake September 18, 2008

white cuban

someone who is of cuban descent, yet tends to act white and for ex. play golf instead of play pool like un cubano verdadero!

Rafa: ay javi wanna play some pool son?
Javi:no thank you, i'd rather spend my afternoon at the golfcourse
Rafa: damn white cubans...

by pattycake December 28, 2005

Faggort

A robotic faggot. Twice as dangerous to be exact

Michi is a Faggort, a model 3000 to be exact.

by Pattycake October 11, 2008

Ebaydm

A combination of the acronym JDM and eBay.

Anything from eBay that's supposed to be "JDM" such as car parts , emblems, decals from "Japan".

Guy 1: Hey man where'd you get your JDM Type R decals?!

Guy 2: eBay d00d!

Guy 3: ....that's ebaydm.

by pattycake December 23, 2009