Hapiped Share definition Flag a person who has been given herpes by a back-woods simpleton. Jerry got Hapiped last month at a Kid Rock show... you can harly recognise him as his mouth is covered in cold sores! Hapiped by pattyCake March 8, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Hapiped mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch