hairstank

The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.
I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.
by palabrajot September 10, 2010
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npr2d2

One who listens to Public Radio exclusively and unquestioningly, then has an irresistible compulsion to repeat whatever they just heard on it to co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances, strangers, etc.
John in Human Resources is a total NPR2D2! Every time I run into him in the break room, he has to quote from "All Things Considered," "Fresh Air," or "Prairie Home Companion." He never listens to anything else!
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
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forkscraper

A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.
Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
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ridiculust

When two people are so hot for each other, it's gross. Lots of PDA is involved.
---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!

---Ew...ridiculust!
by palabrajot October 02, 2010
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backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.
Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
by palabrajot November 09, 2010
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branifesto

When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.
Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
by palabrajot October 04, 2010
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tainted glove

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
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