palabrajot's definitions
One who listens to Public Radio exclusively and unquestioningly, then has an irresistible compulsion to repeat whatever they just heard on it to co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances, strangers, etc.
John in Human Resources is a total NPR2D2! Every time I run into him in the break room, he has to quote from "All Things Considered," "Fresh Air," or "Prairie Home Companion." He never listens to anything else!
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
Get the npr2d2mug. The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.
I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.
by palabrajot September 10, 2010
Get the hairstankmug. When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.
Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
by palabrajot October 4, 2010
Get the branifestomug. A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
Get the tainted glovemug. The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!
by palabrajot October 1, 2010
Get the dogstankmug. An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
by palabrajot August 19, 2011
Get the Assperger'smug. To have more fun than someone else.
You: "I stayed home last night and cleaned my apt. with my roomie and then we watched Wizard of Oz on Netflix and crashed. What'd you do?"
Your friend: "I went to a bumpin all-night toga party with that fox Sarah, and we did the grind, and now we're an item. Good times had by all.
You: "Well, guess you outfunned me!"
Your friend: "I went to a bumpin all-night toga party with that fox Sarah, and we did the grind, and now we're an item. Good times had by all.
You: "Well, guess you outfunned me!"
by palabrajot September 25, 2010
Get the outfunmug.