pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.
If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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Reprograming

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.
Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
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pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.
Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
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wtf

three samll spoons are missing, two big spoons, and one fork, where are they? WTF.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 05, 2010
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seraquel

Seraquel is the brand name for the a prescription anti-psychotic quetapine. It is an atypical anti-psychotic along with risperidone, olanzapine, clozapine, etc.

Atpyical anti-psychotics are the new generation of anti-psychotics, believed to be more effective in smaller amounts, and with less dangerous side-effects like tardive dyskenesia than the last generation of anti-psychotics, such as perphenazine which is said to have a 5% probability of incidence of tardive dyskenesia per year.
Atypical anti-psychotics usually have a higher incidence of side effects such as insulin resistance, drowsiness, metabolic disturbances resulting often in weight gain, and lactation in both men and women. Quetapine's (Seraquel)'s main side effect is drowsiness and is often used off label to treat sleep disorders like insomnia. Other sleep related side-effects are vivid or bizzare dreams, sleep walking, and difficutly waking up.
I was prescribed seraquel for my insomnia and whenever I take it I have these vivid dreams about being attacked by police german sheppards in a playground. Then I can't wake up for 24 hours.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 04, 2010
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karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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Plan Zed

The plan you go to when the first 25 plans failed.
Abby: Well the first 25 ideas didn't work.

Gail: Don't worry, move onto Plan Zed.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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