Borracle

A compulsive shit talker known for its uncanny ability to spew forth volumes upon volumes of shit onto anything it encounters. This uncanny ability to emit a constant stream of shit from its mouth AKA the talking bilge pump, this is true, it has been said, results from the borracle consuming massive amounts of its own (and other people's) shit. It is thought that the borracle must gorge itself on immense amounts of shit daily to make sure that it is permanently full of shit, to avoid depletion of shit saturation. For hygenic reasons it is best to avoid borracle at all costs.

What's wrong with you?
Man, I need to take a shower, and throw out these clothes, I just ran into borracle and it puked shit all over my person again.

Borracle by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 21, 2010

Broracle

A mystic bro, endowed with supernatural party-locating abilities.

Dude, Mike always knows where the parties are at; he's a fucking broracle!

Broracle by Henry the Silent November 2, 2008

borrached

Drunk.
Formed by conjugating the Spanish "borracho" (drunk) into an English past participle.

-Will you be going out to the bars this evening?
-Oh yes, you can count on seeing me quite borrached.

borrached by JohnnyC February 7, 2005