scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Scromelette

A scrambled omelette

Cormac: What would you call a perfect breakfast?
Laura: A scromelette!?!!

by Dave3875292 September 27, 2021

Scromelette

When you set off to make an omelette but life scrambles it along the way.

The Israelis put all their eggs in Trump's basket but after the votes were cooked; all they were left with, was one giant Scromelette.

by ozcampbell September 7, 2023

Scramblette

An omelette stuffed with scrambled eggs.

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.

by Line cook April 15, 2011

Scromlette

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.

After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!

by VT-brother September 23, 2011