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ruski

The russian word for "russian".
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.
American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard"
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2006
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The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.
Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!
by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008
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teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.
by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009
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Dr. Pepper

1. The famous carbonated drink that only 5 people know the exact base to.

2. Any drink in which hot sauce has been put in as a prank. Generally, hot sauces of 600,000 Scoville or greater are used to minimize the amount needed, and thus minimize the chance of detection before it's too late.
A: He really embarrassed you with that picture of you passed out naked.

B: It's ok, I think I got him back.

A: How?

B: I gave him a "Dr. Pepper".

A: Made with what?

B: His favorite, Rum and Coke, with a bit of concentrated Capsaiccin solution added in.

A: You realize that might kill him?

B: Nah, I only put a tiny droplet of the solution in, but he definitely won't be having fun tonight.
by OlegTheGreat December 18, 2010
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bsnitch

A word used to call someone a bitch without actually saying "bitch".
Oleg: you b----snitch
Lisa: a bsnitch? Wait, did you just call me a bitch?
Oleg: Nonononono. I'd never call you a bitch.
by OlegTheGreat March 20, 2009
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bloodlines

Bloodlines is popular application for Facebook.
It's a game where you take on the role of a recently turned vampire.

The only way to progress through the game, generally, is to have lots of "clan members". Most often, your clan members are people you don't really know in real life, but you friend on facebook anyway for the sake of advancing in the game (you have to friend someone on facebook for them to join your clan).

There is also a system of "favors" that are given by the "mysterious cabal". Favors can be earned through achievements (such as growing your clan to a certain number of people);
Doing long, boring, and sometimes expensive sponsorship offers, or buying them straight out for a considerable sum of money.

Its players span many countries, and age groups, all of whom are hopelessly addicted to the game.
Raze: DUDE! I got a werewolf bloodslave!
Yazva: That's nothing! I got 2 of 'em!
Raze: Bloodlines is awesome!
Yazva: Yeah!
by OlegTheGreat March 23, 2009
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onomatopoeia

A word describing a sound that sounds like the sound.
examples of onomatopoeias:
growl
bark
purr
hiss
huff
puff
screech
splat
splooge
thump
bump
slosh
by OlegTheGreat March 29, 2009
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