assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

by oddkin February 18, 2005

Kylie Minogue

one of the sexiest women in the world.

i could spend hours licking Kylie's warm, soft body.

by oddkin May 05, 2005

Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.

I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!

by oddkin March 07, 2005

handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

by oddkin May 05, 2005

borfkin

a small, furry creature resembling a squirrel, but having its origin in another dimension. borfkins are very friendly and creative, and unusually intelligent for their size.

what's that sound? oh, that's just a borfkin gnawing on a tree root.

by oddkin July 11, 2008

fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.

Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.

by oddkin February 18, 2005

heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 03, 2005