17 definitions by oddkin

heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 3, 2005

Kylie Minogue

one of the sexiest women in the world.

i could spend hours licking Kylie's warm, soft body.

by oddkin May 5, 2005

handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

by oddkin May 5, 2005

num

anything particularly tasty.

grab me a donut, will you? that's a good num!

by oddkin January 14, 2005

pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 13, 2005

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 7, 2005

fuck zone

an area where lots of prostitutes are known to gather; red light district.

so i have spell it out for you dick smokers?

by oddkin February 18, 2005