oddkin's definitions

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 2, 2005

pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 26, 2005

borfkin

a small, furry creature resembling a squirrel, but having its origin in another dimension. borfkins are very friendly and creative, and unusually intelligent for their size.

what's that sound? oh, that's just a borfkin gnawing on a tree root.

by oddkin August 1, 2008

fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.

Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.

by oddkin February 17, 2005

num

anything particularly tasty.

grab me a donut, will you? that's a good num!

by oddkin January 13, 2005

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 7, 2005