oddkin's definitions

theology

the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.

if you believe in God, you're a theologian.

by oddkin May 2, 2005

hell

the place where our nation is currently headed.

under the current leadership, our country is going to hell in a handbasket.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.

I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!

by oddkin March 6, 2005

fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.

Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.

by oddkin February 17, 2005

fuck zone

an area where lots of prostitutes are known to gather; red light district.

so i have spell it out for you dick smokers?

by oddkin February 17, 2005

shitquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal material.

none is necessary...what can i say?

by oddkin February 17, 2005