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Little Britain

1. Overrated, unfunny shite that uses the same jokes every week - in fact, the same joke for several characters. And it manages to rip off The Fast Show and The League of Gentleman without being as funny as either.

2. This week's "Greatest British Comedy Creation" (TM)

3. A couple of chancers (see above).
Anyone that recites one of the crappy catchphrases ad nauseum...
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
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Bas'tard

A bastard who happens to be retarded.
God, you're such a bas'tard.
by OD Smith August 2, 2007
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CM Punk

MVP of Ring of Honor for the past 18 months, mainly due to his top-notch feuds with Raven and Samoa Joe (which included two 60-minute draws), as well as his quality ringwork and promos. Also the only cool straight edger I can think of, which is all part of his gimmick.
"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you."
by OD Smith April 11, 2005
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voter apathy

What happens to a General Election when your choice on the ballot paper boils down to a choice between the Conservative Party and a conservative party.
Let me get this straight - I live in a Tory majority and my choices are Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, UKIP or Veritas, and we know the Tories will get a 20,000 majoity even if I vote Lib Dem?
by OD Smith May 10, 2005
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england spirit

Being outplayed for 95% of a football match by a far superior team, but somehow managing to stay level with them due to a five minute period of scoring a couple of goals, which usually includes a Liverpool player blatantly diving for a penalty (which nobody bats an eyelid about) and hanging on for penalties.

If it was any other team, especially against England, they'd be labelled "cynical", "negative" or old fashioned "cheating bastards", which England's moronic fans will bleat about for at least twenty years afterwards.
England vs Argentina, 1998 World Cup
Liverpool vs Milan, 2005 "Champion's" League Final
by OD Smith June 5, 2005
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Rational American Thinking

The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
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Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.
"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
by OD Smith November 25, 2007
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