Former franchise holders of South Eastern railways who were hilariously inept...unless you happened to live in their catchment area and needed to catch a frigging train at some point.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
1.) "Where's my fucking train? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
by OD Smith April 06, 2005
Get the connexmug. A nice part of the English countryside with some stunning views, ruined by having Cheltenham smack bang in the middle of it, proclaiming itself to be "Heart of the Cotswolds".
by OD Smith February 21, 2005
Get the cotswoldsmug. 1.) Frontwoman of fifteen-minutes goth act Evanescence, currently trawling around near-obscurity.
2.) A porn star. No, it isn't the same one - CALM DOWN, GOTH!!!
2.) A porn star. No, it isn't the same one - CALM DOWN, GOTH!!!
1.) You do remember Bring Me To Life, don't you? It was only two years ago...
2.) "Ohh big boy, I want to choke on your cock..." (or something similar, anyway).
2.) "Ohh big boy, I want to choke on your cock..." (or something similar, anyway).
by OD Smith March 30, 2005
Get the Lee, Amymug. How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?
by OD Smith March 10, 2005
Get the nathan barleymug. by OD Smith March 21, 2005
Get the didomug. A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
by OD Smith March 24, 2005
Get the I Feel Sickmug. Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
Get the Natasha Bedingfieldmug.