od smith's definitions

crazy frog

Somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.

"I hear the world's most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. Preferably the phone it's emanating from. Maybe the owner as well."

by OD Smith April 19, 2005

Natasha Bedingfield

Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.

"These words are my own, from my heart,
I love you, I love you, I love you..."

by OD Smith March 23, 2005

Little Britain

1. Overrated, unfunny shite that uses the same jokes every week - in fact, the same joke for several characters. And it manages to rip off The Fast Show and The League of Gentleman without being as funny as either.

2. This week's "Greatest British Comedy Creation" (TM)

3. A couple of chancers (see above).

Anyone that recites one of the crappy catchphrases ad nauseum...

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

by OD Smith November 25, 2007

Rational American Thinking

The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.

"America: If you don't like it, LEAVE!!!"

by OD Smith March 23, 2005

Rizla

A form of currency only recognised in two places: anywhere prefixed with the phrase "HM Prison", or Penge.

"Oi mate, you got a Rizla?"

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

Adventure Quest RPG

Free online RPG, based at battleon.com - although you can't actually play it free as it's always packed to the gills with members ever since they started promoting it at Newgrounds, so they expect you to pay $10 a month for an upgraded account and a few extra quests on the side, even if you only want a quick game every now and then.

"Oh for fuck's sake, I can't get into my free account of Adventure Quest to waste my lunch hour, and I'm being told to pay up $10 so I can log in at any time! Why can't 37 members log off and piss off so I can get in?!?"

by OD Smith July 23, 2005