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mulatress

Female offspring of a white and a black. Fem. of mulatto
The late Sen. Strom Thurmond's daughter (by the family maid) is a mulatress.
by octopod July 5, 2004
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pope's nose

The fatty rump of a chicken, from whence the tail feathers come. Obviously an anti-Catholic gibe. The part that goes over the fence last.
Give the little kid the pope's nose.
by octopod May 22, 2004
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ashes hauled

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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People of the Book

Christians and Jews in Islamic countries when allowed the subordinate status of dhimmis. Translation of Arabic "ahl al-kitab."
The People of the Book all claim Abraham as a forefather, spiritually at least.
by octopod May 29, 2004
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juvie

Juvenile hall; children's prison
He was driving a Porsche, not his own, with three joints in his pocket. Guess what? They sent him to juvie for six months.
by Octopod November 9, 2003
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ageism

Another PC term for sentiments and practices that don't fit someone's abstract model of perfection. In this case, refers negatively to any distinction made on the basis of age. See racism, sexism, lookism, etc.
Daddy, I wanna drive!
But you're only three!
Ageist bastard!
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The senile old fool ran over a dog and a hydrant. Shouldn't they take away his license?
That's pure ageism, you bigoted fuckhead!
by octopod November 30, 2003
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virile member

Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.
Please refrain from inspecting my virile member, Your Majesty, I animadverted.
by Octopod November 7, 2003
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