octopod's definitions

shell out

Pay up, pay out.

We went bowling last night and I had to shell out because no one else had any cash.

by octopod November 9, 2003

on the QT

Secretly; covertly.

He was running a numbers bank on the QT while he led the campaign against casino gambling.

by octopod November 23, 2003

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 7, 2003

America's sweetheart

Tonya Harding.

Tonya Harding is America's sweetheart

by octopod June 28, 2004

megillah

Something long complex, and possibly tedious. Fr. Yiddish/Hebrew, for "scroll." Certain scrolls are read on particular holidays; it takes a long time, hence the secondary meaning.

I asked for instructions, and he explained the whole manual to me, the whole megillah, from beginning to end. It took two hours.

by octopod October 20, 2008

Singes capitulards bouffeurs de fromage

Frog for cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

A dozen gross white flags for the Bastille Day parade. Oui, oui, pour les singes capitulards bouffeurs de fromage.

by octopod November 23, 2003