octopod's definitions

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Sod the Frogs

(British) Tell Jean-Pierre here to pick up the soap. See cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

You British, you are soo vool-GAIRE!
Ahh, sod the Frogs.

by octopod November 23, 2003

cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

by octopod June 13, 2004

a song

Unreasonably or unexpectedly inexpensive.

I was at the swap meet and I bought this dog with a bobbly head for my dashboard for a song.

by octopod March 4, 2004

lowbrow

Plebian, aficionado of mass culture, vulgar.

She was such a lowbrow she thought the Weekly World News was a journal of opinion.

by Octopod November 4, 2003

around

In-word for "about" among certain new-age Bolsheviks.

The collective decided to organize around animal rights.

by octopod November 30, 2003

buttboy

1. Catamite, an adolescent homosexual "mistress."
2. A sycophant, yes man, or brown nose.

A certain singer's butt boy ratted him out to the cops.

by octopod November 23, 2003