(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
by nolandc September 02, 2019
Get the Fiction Winkmug. A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
Get the Track Flowcainemug. (n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
by nolandc September 02, 2019
Get the crust worldviewmug. Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.
An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
by nolandc August 13, 2019
Get the Lord Farquaad energymug. (n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Get the garbage bin chemical warfaremug. (n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
Get the Sexual Tension Solar Systemmug. (n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Fib me a lilmug.