nilethe146's definitions

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

pecs

Pectoral muscles. Often look like man boobs made, but made of muscle instead of fat.

Person A: Look at those guys man boobs.
Person B: Those are pecs you moron.

by nilethe146 May 15, 2016

Q4

The fourth quarter of the calendar year lasting from October 1 to December 31. Also the quarter when most video games are released.

Planned release date: Q4 2015

by nilethe146 February 24, 2015

time

Something that only goes faster and faster as you get older.

January 1, 2057 - 12:09 AM
"The year's over already? Where did that time go?"

by nilethe146 June 11, 2015

Capstone

A final project that you are required to complete in order to earn a bachelors degree. It is stressful as hell and is pure torture. You gotta pass it to graduate though. Usually done during senior year of college.

I am officially a senior which means that I have to do capstone this year. This is gonna be terrible.

by nilethe146 March 11, 2022

Yoga Pants

A huge source of lust.

My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.

Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.

by nilethe146 September 28, 2021