nige's definitions

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by Nige November 14, 2004

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

gambrinous

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

by Nige January 29, 2004

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003