bird fuck

a more funny and inpolite way to say bird shit

dammit i just washed my windshield and now there is bird fuck on it

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

Purple Fluid

Purple Fluid is a Denver rock band formed in 2008. They are a 13-15 year old band making them ahead of their time. They have played concerts throughout Denver. The band has a bassist, drummer, two guitars and is in search of a singer. They opened for the punk band The Frantix in 2008

I saw Purple Fluid at Wax Trax. They were amazing for their age.

by nicest terrorist April 24, 2009

The Fluid

The Fluid is a Denver grunge/punk band formed in 1984. They were originally Madhouse until their singer came in and formed The Fluid. They have had global concerts until they broke up in 1993. In 2008 the Fluid reunited to play at the Sup Pop 20th anniversary festival. Today all original bandmates are back together and are playing gigs around the nation. Try to see them

The Fluid has played with Nirvana, Mudhoney, and more bands. Try to go to their concerts or find them on youtube.

by nicest terrorist April 24, 2009

sprite

a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans

thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

toopax

shitting out a used tampon in someones soup

I gave ryan a toopax. he will think it is a gift

by nicest terrorist April 18, 2009

biohazard suprise

1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob

2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.

3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.

4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle

5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.

Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you

by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008