nicK's definitions

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005

blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005

Boinka

The noise through the wall which tells you that the people next door enjoy a better sex life than you do.

by Nick March 28, 2003

sambal

Local Malaysian Hot Sause, comes in many diffrent varieties, most popular being Sambal Belacan and Sambal Inkan Bilis

I need some sambal on my rice

by nick October 28, 2003

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

jit

A hiphop dance. Originating from jazz and tap dance. It is fast moving footwork. Most claim it originates from DETROIT.

Detroit it's the home of the jit...

he be jittin.

by Nick February 8, 2005