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right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick February 18, 2005

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004

last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by nick February 15, 2004

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

Happas

(n.)
The amusement caused by passport photos.

by Nick March 29, 2003

Pigglefuck

An insult; much like the word "asshole" or "Douchebag".

"You stupid pigglefuck, you broke it!"

by Nick April 24, 2003

Goole

(n.)
The puddle on the bar into which the barman puts your change.

by Nick March 29, 2003