nic's definitions

schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003

Dirty Bird

Another name for Spicy Bird

I bought all the dirty bird they had down at the market.

by Nic August 24, 2003

Tittyfuck

Stickin' yo penis between some tig ol' bitties

Man, I tittyfucked yo momma last night.

by Nic December 2, 2003

rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

by Nic April 20, 2005

wife beater

Stella Artois.

My mates were all on Pudding Larger, but I opted for Wife Beater.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Kunts N Boots

this "guy" likes to believe he isn't a "she", can flame pretty good, but has issues ever since Metal Sludge took his playground away.

KuntsNBoots is a chick!

by NIC September 25, 2003

wab

fits into the words of this song - its just my luck to be a girl, cause boys they suck, you buy me diamonds and pearls but they're all fake, i give u everything but u just take, take, take and ur meant to build me up but my heart you break. Why didnt u call me last night, why did you start that fight, why didnt u talk to me, just to other girls you see, what more can i expect, cause you're a boy and boys all suck.
A boy who treats you badly, doesnt understand what hes doing wrong and makes no attempt to apologise for what he does. A crappy boy.

He is such a wab!
You're a wab!
All boys are wabs!

by nic November 16, 2004