nic's definitions

schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003

Mindcrime

an obsessive, over weight woman with absolutely no life. Has managed to prove this for over a year now.

Look at that baglady, oh wait that is Mindcrime.

by NIC September 25, 2003

Tittyfuck

Stickin' yo penis between some tig ol' bitties

Man, I tittyfucked yo momma last night.

by Nic December 2, 2003

rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

by Nic April 20, 2005

Dirty Bird

Another name for Spicy Bird

I bought all the dirty bird they had down at the market.

by Nic August 24, 2003

Pudding Lager

Piss weak lager.

I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.

by Nic September 25, 2003

tow head

tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin".

he's a real tow head

by Nic July 25, 2004