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hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.
If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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elementary school

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?
For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Peon

A member of an occupation, which requires little professional skill or education. Contemporary examples of such professionals include: industrial assembly line worker, farm laborer, and Senator in the United States Congress.
"I am a lowely peon in the system"
by nethcev! August 27, 2006
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Marriage

The sacred and legally binding prelude to divorce.
The marriage of Carmen Electra to Dennis Rodman, the marriage of Tom Cruise to Nicole Kidman, the Marriage of Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston etc, etc, etc,
by nethcev! August 17, 2006
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Sinner

One who is better at being a pastor than a saint.
"God have mercy on the sinner
Who must write with no dinner,
No gravy and no grub,
No pewter and no pub,
No belly and no bowels,
Only consonants and vowels."

John Crowe Ransom
by nethcev! November 3, 2006
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College

An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.
The experience of a former student of DePaul University.
by nethcev! June 27, 2004
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Successful

A term used to describe someone who has finally freed him/herself from personal-evaluation.
"To succeed in the world, we do everything we can to appear successful."

-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
by nethcev! October 18, 2006
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