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Perfection

The single most rare, unusual and annoying character flaw one can be blessed to possess.
"She was a model of perfection."
by nethcev! August 27, 2006
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Logic

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.
To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.
by nethcev! August 31, 2006
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Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
by nethcev! September 1, 2006
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Picture

A visual image or representation; painted, sketched, photographed or otherwise placed onto a flat two dimensional surface. Often it is said that a picture is WORTH a thousand words. This is, however, a fairly meager appraisal once one remembers that it is also often said that talk is CHEAP.
"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum." Holmes
by nethcev! September 3, 2006
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Memories

1. Reflections of how one PRECIEVES things really happened.
2. Personal or collective revisions.
I have very few fond memories
by nethcev! September 4, 2006
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Smile

An insignificant facial expression which is intended to suggest feelings of euphoria, satisfaction or relaxed complacency to others, but in actuality, more often serves as a social mask to disguise one’s true feelings.
Oh villain, villain, smiling, damned Villain!
My tables - meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark

Hamlet, Shakespeare
by nethcev! September 5, 2006
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Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.
My personal computer is way too personal.
by nethcev! September 8, 2006
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