nethcev!'s definitions

Logic

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.

To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.

by nethcev! August 31, 2006

Time

An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.

Time,

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.

by nethcev! August 18, 2006

Ambition

What drives man to achieve failure with greater speed then had he just let fate run its course.

Personal experience

by nethcev! June 27, 2004

guilt

An unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.

"I become overcome with guilt when i think about how poorly thought out my definition's examples are."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

funeral

When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.

"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 1, 2006

Psychiatrist

A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn

by nethcev! September 20, 2006