nethcev!'s definitions

Life

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

Peon

A member of an occupation, which requires little professional skill or education. Contemporary examples of such professionals include: industrial assembly line worker, farm laborer, and Senator in the United States Congress.

"I am a lowely peon in the system"

by nethcev! August 27, 2006

hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

elementary school

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?

For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Relationship

The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.

If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.

by nethcev! August 17, 2006

Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

by nethcev! September 8, 2006

Crusade

A holy war of liberation and oil.

Operation "Iraqi Freedom"

by nethcev! April 29, 2004