67 definitions by nethcev!

A dandified drug dealer.
"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn
by nethcev! September 21, 2006
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A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
by nethcev! April 28, 2004
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A particular genre of popular music which provides the listener with a symphonic experience that is on a par with having a stranger masturbate into one’s eardrum. This includes a throbbing, repetitive rhythm, or “beat” - which is equivalent to the motion of a hand running up and down the length of a male’s phallus - while simultaneously listening to some horny high school dropout rhyming and rambling off about his desire to “knock boots” with the listener, while concurrently threatening to “bust a cap in your ass” if the audience member refuses to respect his “slim shady.” To listen to rap music is essentially to be raped in the ear.
"Doctor Drae" is a rap artist.
by nethcev! September 9, 2006
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The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.
If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.
by nethcev! August 18, 2006
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The art of expunging all of the art in writing.
For perfect examples of how journalism undermines art, see the guidelines listed in the AP Associated Press Stylebook.
by nethcev! August 18, 2006
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A member of an occupation, which requires little professional skill or education. Contemporary examples of such professionals include: industrial assembly line worker, farm laborer, and Senator in the United States Congress.
"I am a lowely peon in the system"
by nethcev! August 27, 2006
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The single most rare, unusual and annoying character flaw one can be blessed to possess.
"She was a model of perfection."
by nethcev! August 27, 2006
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