Definitions by nethcev!

Jesus Christ 

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

Jesus Christ by nethcev! September 1, 2006

Logic 

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.

To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.

Logic by nethcev! August 31, 2006

Peon 

A member of an occupation, which requires little professional skill or education. Contemporary examples of such professionals include: industrial assembly line worker, farm laborer, and Senator in the United States Congress.

"I am a lowely peon in the system"

Peon by nethcev! August 27, 2006

Perfection

The single most rare, unusual and annoying character flaw one can be blessed to possess.

"She was a model of perfection."

Perfection by nethcev! August 27, 2006

Individualist 

One who refuses to adhere to or conform to the ways and standards of others, and thus has instead decided to live by his/her own unique standards and unorthodox practices just like all the other unique and unorthodox individualists.

"I'm not very much of an individualist."

Individualist by nethcev! August 26, 2006

Joke 

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

Joke by nethcev! August 26, 2006

Life 

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

Life by nethcev! August 26, 2006