nethcev!'s definitions

god

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Boston

A popular nomenclature, first coined by the people of Massachusetts to describe a colossal labyrinth of seemingly unnavigable streets and causeways.

Boston, Massachusetts

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Psychologist

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

by nethcev! April 28, 2004

enemy

1. A former friend or acquaintance whose company is no longer considered to be beneficial to a relationship.
2. One who is deemed or deems him/herself to be of more use to another as an adversary as apposed to an ally.

"Every enemy I have my government made for me."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

honest

A divine attribute we often wrongly assign to one we admire, but sadly, like telepathy, honesty is a characteristic not inherent in humanity. To be truly and completely honest with someone, one must first be truly and completely honest with one’s self. Since our species is incapable of seeing past its own fears, desires, prejudices, convictions, emotional attachments, memories and flawed perceptions, man is not capable of viewing an unfiltered reality. Every single conclusion a person comes to is first carefully screened and reviewed through a series of subconscious unrelated facets of collective reasoning and thus all humanity is blind to all truth. Thus, no one is truly and completely honest with themselves and thus cannot be truly and completely honest with others. The most anyone can hope to give is their honest opinion. But that’s all it is, an opinion.

To give an example would be contrary to my definition of “honest.”

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Successful

A term used to describe someone who has finally freed him/herself from personal-evaluation.

"To succeed in the world, we do everything we can to appear successful."

-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

by nethcev! October 18, 2006

Life

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

by nethcev! August 26, 2006