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An unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.
"I become overcome with guilt when i think about how poorly thought out my definition's examples are."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.
Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Whether an actual place, or merely a concept, the appeal of Heaven is that of another world – a better world – a fresh starta second chance, to live in death what you had dreamt in life.
Heaven
Chinese food.
A Pacific breeze
An eternity to spend,
With not just a lover, but also a friend.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
by nethcev! August 21, 2006
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The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
by nethcev! September 1, 2006
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A controversial Islamic practice which, contrary to popular belief, does not strictly refer to holy war, but taken literally means “to struggle”. In the Qu’ran it refers to an internal struggle inside everyone between the desire to enjoy the pleasures of this world, or to seek God’s will. When an Islamic cleric declares “It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage Jihad against the infidel”, what he most often means is “it is the duty of all true Muslims to struggle against the ways, practices, ethics and morals of the infidel”. In modern times this usually means that Muslim youth need to struggle against the West’s commercialization and perversion of certain subjects, such as sex for example. They’re calling they’re followers to boycott Western movies that show and promote indecent exposure, to boycott CD’s which promote and un-Islamic way of life, (usually gangsta rap, rock and roll and pop) and they encourage their ladies to wear the hajaff or beka out of modesty and so as not to lead Muslim gentlemen into temptation and impure thoughts.
"It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage jihad against the infidels."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
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