67 definition by nethcev!

1. A former friend or acquaintance whose company is no longer considered to be beneficial to a relationship.
2. One who is deemed or deems him/herself to be of more use to another as an adversary as apposed to an ally.
"Every enemy I have my government made for me."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a enemy mug!
A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.
"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

My Keys to Success
Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006
by nethcev! August 20, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Astronomy mug!
The sacred and legally binding prelude to divorce.
The marriage of Carmen Electra to Dennis Rodman, the marriage of Tom Cruise to Nicole Kidman, the Marriage of Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston etc, etc, etc,
by nethcev! August 17, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Marriage mug!
What the majority considers absurd or irrational.
If say an exotic dancer, currently employed in a gentlemen's club, were to bring a legal suit against a customer on the grounds of "sexual harassment", that would be considered to be ludicrous.
by nethcev! April 28, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a Ludicrous mug!
A visual image or representation; painted, sketched, photographed or otherwise placed onto a flat two dimensional surface. Often it is said that a picture is WORTH a thousand words. This is, however, a fairly meager appraisal once one remembers that it is also often said that talk is CHEAP.
"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum." Holmes
by nethcev! September 03, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Picture mug!
A chemical agent, designed to cleanse one of his/her external filth, thus removing all outside suspicion of one’s internal grime.
Examples of soap include: Irish Spring, Ivory, Dial, Zest etc.
by nethcev! August 23, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Soap mug!
1. Reflections of how one PRECIEVES things really happened.
2. Personal or collective revisions.
I have very few fond memories
by nethcev! September 04, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Memories mug!