nathan's definitions

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

bong

a water pipe used to smoke herb

Fuck smokin out of a bowl nub, grab my Bong. Like i say "if it dont bubble, it aint worth the trouble"

by nathan November 14, 2003

Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003

hobbo

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean

Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.

by Nathan March 6, 2004

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 1, 2005

Nonnie

Grandmother

I love my Grandpa and my Nonnie.

by Nathan December 25, 2002

piat

see piosh

it is exactly what piosh means, they can be substituted with each other.

piosh me in the piat
piat my piosh little boy

by Nathan December 9, 2003