naomi's definitions

leprechaun

little selfish green man who has l;ots of pots of gold

dan merrick little leprechaun

by naomi February 8, 2005

chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

by Naomi February 5, 2005

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 4, 2005

anti-bush

Anti-bush means you are against the over growth of pubic hair in your nether region. A prefence for short or no pubic hair.

Because I am "anti-bush" I shave a minimum of 2 times per week to maintain my well kept genital garden.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

blag

1) to irritate, pester or annoy
2) to make up

1) "she was really blagging me" or "he is such a blag"
2)"i blagged that whole english exam"

by naomi January 25, 2005

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005