n_u_m_l_o_k's definitions

Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.

Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Aksis

Boss of the Wrath of the Machine Raid in Destiny. Commands SIVA. Resides in the replication chamber under the plaguelands.

You must fight and the destroy the Archon Prime, Aksis.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

SIVA

A biotechnology made to help create buildings and other tech faster. Went haywire, now controls the plaguelands and consumes all matter around it.

SIVA Protocol: Consume. Enhance. Replicate. C o n̴s̴u̴m e .̶ E n̶h a n̵c e̶. ̵R e̶p l̵i̶c̶a t̵e̶.̶̲̱̝̔ C ̒̀ͅo̵̧̩͍̖͉̒̇͝n̵͔̠̘̄̆͊͂́ś̴̥̪͕͇u ̻̈̀m̵̾ę̴̰͂̃͌͋͝.̴̼̰̘̫͖̀ ͙̮̫̇̾̾̽̇E ̦̩̜̪̺̃́͗̕n̴̡͎͎͛̉̌̏́h̴̻̾͐a̴͔͛̽͛n̶̙̠̦̑̐̐ͅc̵̻͎̻͂̅̇͝e̶͉͉͎̠͛͛̈́̋͊. ̗̝͑ͅ ̶̨̙̫̤̂͜͝R ̥̫͈̖͎̒ȩ̴̳̥͙̚p ̧̢̣̚l ̨̨̪̫͇͆͆̐í̵̟̙̿̓̅͌c̵̭̙͝a ̬͖͉̄͂̃̊t ͚̪̜͕̤̇̃̚e̶̠̹͚̖̽̈̈́̕. C̵̨̧̙̲̘̙̟̙̝̀́̈́̎̏̊́́̉͌̏͜o ̢͉̙̺̞̼͕͙̹͎̮͚̾̂͊̅͗̔̓̏̍̅̇̿̇̉̈́͂̐͆̕͘͘̕͝͝͝͝n ̛̛̻̲̮̩̺̼̮̫̭̰͈̖͍͙̗̙̙̦͖̜̝̍̂͐̇́̇͋͊̔̏̔̌̃̀̾͑̔̍̓̈́͑̏͑̏͘ͅś̴̨̞̯̠͖̅̍̾̓̓̇̈́̇̽͂͑̏̒̓͊̚̚̚͜ͅu ̰̠͍͚̫͙̣͔̖͔̥̞͇̳͈̑̈́̿͆͛̌̋͊̊̔̃̿̿͂͗͝m̵̢̧̨̛̜̠̱͈̰͎̬̘̲͚͚̤̜̲͓̪̙̦͛̉̄̐̃̓̏̒̓̃̀̎̈́̍͒̒̄́̈́̆̓̕͠ͅe̴̡̨̛͈̪͔̤̗͖̲̞̯̱̳͕͂̍̿̔͛͋͌͆̎͊̈́͒͛͛͐̑̉̆̔̑̌͊̀͗͜͝.̶̨̛͉̖̭̟̼̱͈͔̳͔̭͖̍̃͆͆͗̒̒̊̈́̅̂̐̒͐̈́̍̚͘͝͠͝ͅ ̧̨̝̹̪͂̅̈́́̌͐̈́̉͒͌̅͐́͗̊̈́̾̒̿͠ͅE ̨̢̢̢̯̼̬̝̮̤̬̦̭̙̯̬̰̱̄͋̑̉̑̋͊̊͑́͠͠n ̧̡̛͉̗͖̗̗͉͖͉̣̗͚̲̭̫̩̳̾̀̇̽̆͋́͒͗̊̚͝͝ͅh ̹͕̹̈́̔̌͒͛́͌͋̔̒̈͑̈̕͝͠͝a ̢̡̱̣̯̥̪͖̪̞̹̖̮̲͗̑̅̎̀͠ͅn̴̡̫͔͎̪͛̾̓͗̾̌̿̍͌̆̐̓̌̽̇̑̚͘͝c̵̨͎̫̖̰̮̘̈́͊̈͆̿̔͋e ̨̧̲̣̜̰͇̲̙̥͉̻̪̝̝̭̩̰̲̖̜͙͔̈́ͅ. ̡̗̼͍͉̦̱̯̔̆͜ ̴̢̢̰͎̙̪̮̦̺̯̀͋̀͗R̴̡̛̼̭̜̬͈̣͆͌͌̈͊́̿͆̎̀͌̂̈͘͜͠e ̡͍̼̖̜͕̬̣͕̤͓͎̼̾͒̔͑̈́͐̇̐̆͋͂̃̾̈́̾̒̌͋̎͌͗͘͝p ̨̢̣̖͖͕͉̳̹͔̦̦̙͔̟̠̪̔͌̊̒̀̍̈̒̅̽̏̈́́̏̂̅̄͐̀̾̓̎̾͝͠l̵̢͙̰̺͖̽į̵̱̻͈̝̦̗̰̖̟͉͙̺̭͔̞̫̮̹̝̳̽̌̐ͅͅc ̡̧̦̞͖̙͔̝̰͙̟̣̭̣͎̅͗̊̒͐̽̔͐̉͆͐̄̍͆̎̋̎̚͜͜͝a ̘̔̃̈́͆̍̈́͝t ̡̠͍̳͕̫̳͓̪̞̞̯͔͙̼̤̽͒̍̌̓̈́̑̐̓̂̄͒̃̐̒̀͊̚̕͜ͅe̴̛̗͙̣͓͈͉̹̘̞͔̭̪̯̿͌̀̋̋̀̾͌͋̃̄͌ͅ

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Plaguelands

An area in Old Russia that has been taken over by SIVA. Riddled with Fallen Splicers, most of the area is inhabitable.

To defeat SIVA, you must travel into the Plaguelands and defeat Aksis, the Archon Prime.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Pyroshark

A Pyro in Team Fortress 2 that sits on water with the Neon Annihilator and Crota people that pass by.

Guys, Pyroshark in Sewers.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Pirate Knight

A subsection of Demoknight, a Pirate Knight Is a person in Team Fortress 2 that plays using the sticky jumper, loose cannon and the Scottish Handshake. They will most likely be found flying around 2fort, getting double-donks constantly.

Snipers watch out, there's a Pirate Knight flying around.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Flawless

Someone who has won 7 games of Trials of Osiris in a row without soling any. Ranges from pretty good to godlike.

Aw man, they have 3 flawless on their team.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020