Definitions by mynameist

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

valentines day 

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

valentines day by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007

bumper sticker douchebag 

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

bumper sticker douchebag by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Chevrolet Blazer 

A very realiable compact SUV if you treat it right. The guy saying all that shit about it is just wrong, that is fucking bullshit man, he just probably doesn't know shit about taking care of a vehicle. chevy blazers kick ass. Whatever case is dismissed (throws mallet across the room while security guard wears star sunglasses). Partys are excused you may step out. Thank You.

my Chevrolet Blazer is just fucking awesome

Chevrolet Blazer by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome

yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

Route 110 / Broadhollow Road 

The ghetto fall-line in between massapequa park and amityville on long island. well massapequa would definitly be the really nice area and amityville just sucks.

also see farmingdale, wantagh, east meadow

there is such a difference on either side of Route 110 / Broadhollow Road.

Route 110 / Broadhollow Road by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

Urban Dictionary Recycling 

the act of taking definitions from rejected words, saving thier emails, copying the definition, and pasting it to the same word and trying to get it published again in the hopes of someone who has a different opinion.

Guy 1: so what did you do before ?
Guy 2: I did some urban dictionary recycling because some jack ass rejected my funny definition

Urban Dictionary Recycling by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007