n. More commonly referred to as a "Cup", it is a member of one's perferred sex whom embodies perfect, or near perfect, physical and aesthetic attributes.
Did you see that girl? She was my cup of tea. I think I'm in love.
n. It is a member of one's perferred sex whom embodies perfect, or near perfect, physical and aesthetic attributes in every part of the body other than the face.
I just saw this fat girl that was quite the unsweetened cup; she had a rad body but she had the face of a barbage-eating troll. Bummer.
v. To watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. Primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over.
Hey Ben, I'm going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you're on noodle duty until I get back.
A set of breasts (or occasionally one breast) on a woman that are distasteful or awful in quality - be it in shape, size, color, or texture.
Yikes! That troll over there eating garbage has quite a set of gnar bags, I think they are inducing the premature birth of my child. Whoops! Its a still-born. Thanks troll.
n. A ZoBoy is a toy.
I was having a good day until I saw that wonky-ass ZoBoy, now I just feel like listening to Elliott Smith and stabbing myself a bunch.
n. A term of endearment generally used to describe a member of the preferred sex that one finds cute, lovable, and sweet.
I cannot believe you woke up so early just to come visit me for fifteen minutes. You are such a wonderful goose.