hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)

i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song

by mountianbikeman July 11, 2008

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 21, 2010

flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo

Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.

The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers

by mountianbikeman April 18, 2021

excessively boyant

1. young males who shave their legs and wear gold hot pants
2. emo kids
3. of an extremely artistic temprement
4. Mountian biker slang for "gay"
5. See Declan

excessively boyant
declan's constant post whoring indicate that he is behaving in an excessively boyant manner at the moment

by mountianbikeman March 02, 2008

declan

an excessevily boyant boy who shaves his legs and wears gold hot pants

Declan is excessively boyant he looks like a kylie manoge clone

by mountianbikeman March 02, 2008

vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected

so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector

by mountianbikeman June 03, 2010