momus the sarcastic's definitions

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

bandalism

bandalism, n., destruction of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The fans at the concert engaged in serious bandalism by tearing out the seats at the stadium.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

mommy brigade

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 9, 2009

acupester

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 21, 2012

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009